AKA IT’S ALLIIIIIIIVVVVE.
Well hello there. Some of you may know (many of you will not) that unfortunately, just after my birthday, I was recalled to my home planet to participate in urgent peace talks. To make the long journey and to preserve my youthful glow, I was frozen in carbonite. After single-handedly reuniting the warring nations of my planet I then travelled to Risa to recover from my hibernation sickness. I was also blind from the carbonite when I saved my planet.*
Once I’d had my fill of tropical cocktails and the smell of other people’s toe cheese, I came home, only to find that the world had curiously continued to spin in my absence. It took me two whole days to get over this fact but it took me longer to get over the season finale of Once Upon A Time, to be fair. It’s all about perspective.
I have so much real news to share and I will do so soon, I promise. I’m still on pesky Risian time, but I’m planning a nice recap post wherein I’ll rip apart all of the shows and movies I’ve been watching, and tell you all about my new Dragon Age obsession. If you see me in the bushes over the next couple of days stalking you and your old posts please, pay me no heed. Until then, I’ll leave you with this Pug pic that Luke sent me and subsequently blew my fragile little mind.
P.S. I’m very touched by and appreciative of every single message and mail I received during my “vacation” from reality. Please know the love and support of this community is why I’m back.
* May not be true.